Pooped in the Pool

This is a set that is reminiscent of an experience that I had in high school. As many of you know, back in high school I was on the high school varsity swim team. They called me Michael Phelps, and although my actual name is not Michael Phelps, they called me that because I was a swimming wiz.

So, you all understand how school lunches work, right? Mediocre food but you got to eat it anyway. Everyday I would go to lunch and get chicken nuggets, eat half of them, and save the other half for a snack right at the end of class before swim practice so I would have the energy to swim. On this special day they served spicy nuggets, and as you all know, I LOVE spicy food. So of course, I get them, eat half, and save the other half for after classes before the swim meet against the other school’s team.

So, after classes, me and my posse are chilling in the locker room spitting bars and munching on nuggies before the swim meet. On this fateful day I was the headliner for the team and as a result, the first to go. So, these nuggies I could feel building up within me, but I had to compete, because as you all know, I’m a legend at swimming. They called me Poseidon, and although my actual name is not Poseidon, they called me that because I was a swimming god. So anyway, I line up on the edge of the pool ready to do battle, when I see my crush, Kathy, sitting over in the stands. I give Kathy a wink because I wanted her to know I was thinking about her, and she blushed. Then the whistle blows and I leap into the pool, but as the shock of the chilled water hits my body, my sphincter decides to release the spicy nugs in a horrific chunky form that it had been fighting so hard to hold back. That was the day that they had to cancel the swim meet due to me pooping in the pool. I was laughed off the swim team and I never got to go to prom with Kathy, that jerk Keith took her instead.






Some people might say it looks like GMK Olivia but I disagree. The brown color as the alphas is to symbolize the poop that I unleashed into the pool. The blue is the pool full of water, and the yellow accents are pee (because lets be real, who poops without peeing at least a little bit).





The kitting will include support for everything EXCEPT for minivan and full-size right shift and HHKB BS. Also forced accents, because as I said "who poops without peeing at least a little bit".






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