SA Squeeze ABS | Retail's Bloomberg Terminal | Phase 1.0 (7/15/21 update)
About: Deep in the red, you look at your losses and turn to your wife. She has not had a real date in months and she knows the look in your eyes. As the intro to her favorite show plays, she wonders, "What is it this time," shrinking into the couch. Is it an AMC or GME dip? A once in a lifetime chance to buy another poocoin? She's unsure what a mechanical keyboard is, but one thing she knows, it's ramen and netflix tonight.
Concept: Late while sitting on the toilet browsing r/wallstreetbets and r/superstonk, a vision strikes of a keycap set with all red surrounding the enter key. You don't care about the price, there is only one option. The diamond blue and dollar green reminds you of why you buy, a red sell button reminds you of the fated paperhands. Kits selected to simplify choosing your preferred color scheme. This is a unique mix and match selection with an uncommon colorway.
Reality: Design started June '21 with a gradient of red on right of board and designed 'Ape' font used for legends. It was a mess, pre-interest provided feedback and a redesign cleaned up the look. This is a first design and group buy, so kitting was a learning experience, to say the least. Kits may be rearranged pending feedback here, thank you for reading and please help out if you enjoy the work!IC FORM: https://forms.gle/shqqsJmwmRwcTjHn8
Discord: https://discord.gg/VvfGXerkyE
Webpage: TBD
Newsletter: TBD
Instagram: TBD Preset Kits:Base Kit: A selection of alphas brite or dark, plus Modifiers 60s and TKL - includes basic color accent keys
Color Kit:
Blue Adders, Green Adders, and Red Accent allow you to build your own kit by mixing adders, accent, and alpha
(Modifiers 60s and TKL not required)
Darkpool Hero:
R3 SA Profile, black caps with yellow legend, artisans and basic color accents included
The Wife's Boyfriend's Kit: Green Adders, Alphas Brite, and Red Accent
"No mom, it's not rasta colors, I am a stock trader"Deskmat(s)Currently only have one laid out, if interest grows I will continue
generating art and content, including more desk mat concepts.Episode LXIX: Tendie Man ComethIt is a period of Ape Solidarity.
Diamond Hands, striking from all positions,
are hodling to deliver unspeakable
losses to the evil Hedgie Empire
During battle, Roaring Kitty managed
to expose the Hedgie's ultimate weakness,
a margin call with enough power
to destroy an entire system.
Under fire by Hedgie's sinister agents,
Apes strong together buy the dip,
with god tier DD they uncover market
manipulation and are not financial advisors. . . . 
TO DO:- Add combo renders to Phase 1.0
- Fancy Scene Kit Renders (Floating in space, Jungle, Moon Surface) looking for help
- Add Color Pallet
- Generate badge/geekhack footer
- More Deskmats
- Newsletter (concept, no plan)
- Website (concept, no plan)
- Artisan (concept, no plan)
- Donation Program with Deer Park (http://www.deerparkcenter.org/), percent of profits to donation, my first time helping.
- Profile pic (not nsfw) ... had a buddhist monk self immolating but figured admin wouldn't approve
- IC Check Form Review
- Kit review/correction
- Color samples
- Learn what a collaboration is and maybe even collaborate?
- Vendors
I will reserve first post and use it to share a relevant project updates and subsequent task list for my current phase of development.
'To Do' (listed above) is a look at high level tasks and will evolve as project gains scope.
This is a first project for me, if I have made any serious violations or done something terribly wrong please let me know
and I will correct immediately. Thank you for reading and please follow to help the project grow - Dalialemma
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