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Series 00 XXXXL | 1:1 custom-engraved XXXXL for Mints for Health 2021

by Cubic // esc lab

$169.69

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byCubic // esc lab

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PRESENTING SERIES 00 XXXXL.

It's here. And it's 64x bigger.

IC FORM (cause y'all actually asked for this)

From the same five year olds that brought you the Series 00 metal artisans novelties.

They are back.

They ran out of ideas for their next product, so they made this.

Why?

Still trying to figure that out.

1. ALLOYS

* Yes these are actually real.

Black Anodized Aluminum

Silver Anodized Aluminum

Specifications

Name Color Weight Finish Coating Anodized AluminumBlack315 gSandblastAnodizationAnodized AluminumSilver315 gSandblastAnodization

2. DETAILS

Series 00 XXXXL is an unfamiliar XXXXL R1 Cherry-like profile. It looks sharp, but doesn't feel sharp. Probably still can give someone a concussion.

The black anodization is actually just a very very dark gray. Still better color matching than TKC Islander deskmats.

Fits on a NovelKeys Big Switch. We asked NovelKeys if they wanted to send us a free one. They ignored us. Highly recommend this Krytox GPL205 5 KG Bucket for lube. Not speaking from experience.

Each Series 00 has the identification info, AKA Series ID, engraved into the- okay.. who actually gives a s***.

3. TESTIMONIES

People had the pleasure of reviewing the Series 00 XXXXL.

"The Series 00 XXXXL is the keyboard equivalent of eating Wagyu Tenderloin with gold flakes and Heinz ketchup on top. The most extravagant, distasteful, unnecessary item that literally nobody asked for. If you really want to piss away your money please hit me up instead, I have a Lumina group buy spot I can sell you."

- dededecline

"So you know that saying of science should have asked if they should? Well here you go. So massive the local primate rehab went berserk. Like they have seen it before. Crusher of springs, breaker of boards."

- Patrick from Mechs & Co

"what"

- Glarses

No response.

- NovelKeys

"imagine wanting blanks that look like they were cnc'd by 5 year olds"

- Taeha Types

"highly doubt anything you produce would make me happy."

- some nobody on Discord

"You see, this is what you've done. You've gone and made the assumption that people wanted more. They didn't. No one wants this. What the f*** even is this? What's its point?"

- sentarius101, some rando on our server

4. GALLERY

You must be really bored if you're still reading this.

5. TIMELINE

This is the timeline for Series 00 XXXXL. They will probably arrive before the GMK set you ordered last year.

6. OUR COMMUNITY

Series 00 XXXXL Product Page

Series 00 Group Buy

Discord

Instagram

7. HOW 2 COP

We used up all our money to manufacture these, and we still only had enough to make two. We're raffling one away because we need moni plzzz.

To get a chance to win this (AKA a chance to get a fat L like all the artisan raffles you've joined), join our Discord, and enter into the Series 00 XXXXL raffle in the #events channel.

We will pick the one winner in one week, April 7th 2021, and we will invoice you through PayPal. Your choice of black or silver aluminum.

Yes you have to pay for it. It's $169.69 USD. That's how much it cost to manufacture. Don't complain. Or we'll change it to a silent auction

8. SIGNATURE

Have no self respect? Shill Series 00 XXXXL.