There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)

There Is No Spoon - Inspired by the Matrix Series I: Pills



Orders are Closed/Cancelled/Refunded

SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: $4 USD


and/or

SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: $4 USD


and/or

DSA - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: $4 USD


What is Pick-A-Profile?: Any number of SA Row 1, SA Row 3, or DSA are available in pairs (sets of 2). Buy as many pairs as you like in whatever profile you want, all in one Group Buy.

Color Codes:
BDH - Blue
RA - Red
WA - White
NN - Black

+ Bonus Buy: ABS 1x1 SA Row 3 Blank Homing Keys (Deep Dish/Scoops) (Set of 2) - $4 USD available in Red and/or Blue and/or Black for $4 USD!

+ Bonus Buy: 1x1 SA Row 1 Blank Keys (Set of 2) available in Red and/or Blue and/or Black for $2 USD!

+ Bonus Buy: 1x1 SA Row 3 Blank Keys (Set of 2) available in Red and/or Blue and/or Black for $2 USD!


Pricing: $4 per set regardless of profile. Blank Homing keys are $4 per set; and Blank keys are $2 per set. Every order will have a $2 group buy fee. Shipping will still be $4 USD Shipped to US; $10 USD Shipped to Canada/Mexico; and $14 USD Shipped International (OCONUS).

For example, you buy one pair in each profile, and 2 Black Scoops = $12 + $4 + $2 (GB fee) + $4 (shipping to NYC) = $22 total.

Group Buy will run for 3 weeks and will end March 27th, 2016. Payments will be due no later than April 3rd. All unpaid invoices will be cancelled. Invoicing will be done weekly.

Production will be 4-6 weeks, and expected ship date will be by the end of May.

Final Tally of Orders: Fail!

SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: 21
SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: 28
DSA - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: 30

Blue SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blank Scoops: 2
Red SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blank Scoops: 2
Black SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blank Scoops: 3

Blue SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Blanks: 2
Red SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Blanks: 2
Black SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Blanks: 2

Blue SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blanks: 5
Red SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blanks: 4
Black SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blanks: 4

***Update (3/14/2016): All ordering has been cancelled/refunded and otherwise dismissed due to lack of participation/interest. Thousand apologies.